Chapter Three

COMMERCIAL PILOT'S LICENCE

The next three months at the commercial pilot school were a great time in my life as all the students had a similar goal, that of becoming a commercial pilot. All the subjects were interesting except aviation law. Practical things I could grasp, but not all the rules and regulations. Flying was all the students lived and breathed, and our out of school activities were also carried out with the smell of aviation fuel in the background.

     Spending a weekend with friends who were gliding enthusiasts, I instantly saw an opportunity that would allow me to fly without incurring any expense.  It wasn't gliding, but glider towing that attracted my attention. The aircraft being used was a Tiger Moth and the nearest aero club from which I could seek a type rating, as well as towing rating, was three hours away by road. Although I was on a very tight budget, I talked myself into this expense in anticipation of the rewards that would follow. I hadn't flown in a Tiger Moth since my first lessons in Hokitika, and had to virtually start from scratch. After five exciting hours of Tiger Moth flying I secured my ratings, and was ready to start towing at a forthcoming glider camp.

     One scary part of the endorsement involved restarting the engine, but this time with the propeller in a completely stopped position. Normally, if the engine stopped the propeller would keep spinning, but this assessment of a worst case scenario necessitated diving the fragile bundle of fabric and wire at the ground until enough speed was obtained that the enormous airflow forced the propeller away from its bold rigid stance.

     Have you ever had your hand out a car window and felt the force of the airflow? Airflow has strange effects on different objects and one of them is the lift given to the wing of an aircraft. An amazing experiment you can try in your kitchen is to take a spoon and place it under a fast flowing tap. Think to yourself what will happen to the spoon if you hold it lightly between your fingers and let it swing freely. First imagine what will happen when the inside of the spoon comes in contact with the water, and then slowly do it. Now try it with the outside of the spoon. You expect it to bounce away from the flow, but you have been sucked in. The airflow has the same effect with the profile of a wing.

     The gliding camp that I obtained the tow rating for was great, and I completed several flights in a glider - but glider towing? No. The regular tow pilot was not going to have some 'rookie' let loose in his Tiger, so I had to watch from the sideline.

     At the conclusion of the three months course I returned to Christchurch to live with my mother, while waiting to sit the exams, and to notch up more flying time ferrying my non-fare paying friends here and there. At the first exam sitting I failed one subject, and had to wait for another two months to resit it, but that wasn't a disaster as I still had one hundred hours of flying to complete before I reached the required two hundred hours.

     I was lucky to find a job surveying for a flood control study of the Avon and Heathcote rivers, which meandered through the cathedral city of Christchurch. My mother lived within walking distance of the city, and I chose the route that so happened to pass the front gate of my inspiration just as she was leaving for work with her friends. Sometimes I would stand around the corner, waiting for the right moment to arrive at her gate just by coincidence. Weeks were spent drifting down the rivers under the weeping willow trees through this picturesque city, tying up every few hundred metres to take soundings across the rivers and the adjacent banks. After this practical part of the survey was completed the next part of the job was to draw up the hundreds of cross-section plans from the survey results, and my employer allowed me to draw them in the evenings, thus allowing me to spend my days, and my pay as soon as I received it, gallivanting around the skies.

     Eventually I passed the exams and the flight test, and was now an unemployed commercial pilot. During my studies I had noticed that pilot navigational computers were difficult to get in New Zealand, due to import restrictions. Using the skills that I had acquired when producing my surveying computer, I decided I would turn my hand to making these navigational computers, and went about the task of designing one. Unfortunately I was not granted an import licence to buy the type of plastic sheets required, and I had to use a substitute product that was available. I went to my friend at the bookbinders and we printed enough circular plastic blanks to make about one hundred computers. Great, I was in business again and about to make my fortune, I thought with great ambition as I put the computers together. The following morning I was woken by my mother beckoning me to come and look at my project, as she thought the computers were looking funny. Funny was not the word; the plastic I was made to use was a vacuum-forming grade and, with the warmth of the morning, all my computers had warped.

My flying computer

     Things were obviously not going well for me, and my mother suggested that I go to a Christmas aero club camp at Nelson and start afresh. Complete with spear gun and flippers, I set off for sunny Nelson and made myself known at the club. The members could not have been more hospitable, and visitors to the club were really entertained.

     The club building was a very large hangar with offices and a kitchen attached at one end, and one evening while discussing my sign-writing skills I was asked if I could paint a large club badge on the hangar roof. What a challenge!  I was about to accomplish my biggest job and, after a few days scrambling over the roof, the badge was finished. What a sight it made from the air, with the wings encompassing the width of the hanger. But all good things must come to an end, and so did the camp, although I did manage to finance a few extra days there by selling my diving mask, flippers and spear gun which I had taken to the camp.

     Where was I going to go to now?  There were no flying jobs for me or the other new graduates. I was asked to give a quote to paint the club's complete hangar, so with an imaginary brush I painted a section and then worked out how long it would take me to complete the job. Of course, my low miscalculated quote was accepted, as I didn't take into consideration the time I would spend mixing the paint and putting on a harness while on the roof, or the hours I would spend climbing ladders. There were benefits though, as a small bedroom and shower were fitted in the hangar for me and I received pocket money by piloting the club's scenic flights. What must the passengers have thought, as the painter was called down from the ladder to be the professional in care of them for the next half hour! Eventually the hangar was finished, and as I was now an accepted piece of the furniture I was given the job as secretary and commercial pilot.

     One of my most interesting jobs was flying lighthouse keepers to the remote area of Farewell Spit. As the landing was to be on the firm sand on the beach from which the tide had just retreated, the timing had to be right.  The aircraft I flew was a vintage Dominie that was like a two-engined Tiger Moth, but with a seven-seater cabin.  Flying that aircraft was a treat, and as it only had one pilot seat my briefing was given with the instructor standing behind me, with no possibility of his taking over should I have lost control.

     My earlier investment in obtaining a glider towing rating paid off, as on the weekends I pulled the graceful birds into the sky behind the gliding club's Tiger Moth, and very soon I was in the same position as the tow pilot who had shunned my services at the gliding camp. I was now the king pin and tried to copy his practice of keeping other eager volunteers away.

     What fun it was to spin down after the glider released! The glider pilot wanted the Tiger back at the airfield as quickly as possible, as the tow was being paid for by the minute. The rope that I was towing the gliders with had to be dropped off before my landing, and to the horror of the nearby residents I would accomplish this with the style of the vintage air ace 'The Red Baron'. After a high speed 'beat-up' of the glider landing area, I would release the tow rope and fling the aircraft into a contortionist manoeuvre, returning to land without flying out of the confines of the airfield - that was until my control tower friend asked me, for the benefit of everyone, to please complete a proper circuit.

     Being a tow pilot gave me some interesting opportunities to retrieve gliders that had run out of puff on a cross-country flight. Some of the paddocks that glider pilots had chosen to land in with the use of their air brakes were certainly on the borderline length.  For the Tiger to get airborne with the glider in tow, many takeoffs were performed with my hand on the cable release, as it was possibly going to be a choice of 'them' or 'me'.

     I also enjoyed the sport of gliding, and was really thrilled the day I remained aloft for five hours. The time was passed away having conversations with a fellow pilot via a small open window in the canopy. The silence and freedom of a glider have to be experienced to really understand what it is like to be a bird but - unlike a bird - my flight had to end when nature's calling made it too uncomfortable to sit cross-legged any longer.

     The instructor who had given me my first flight in the Tiger Moth in Hokitika was given the challenging job of demonstrating a British Beagle Airedale, a new aircraft to be tried out in New Zealand. I was ecstatic when he asked me to join him on the demonstration trip around the country. There would be no pay for the trip, but our accommodation would be free as we could stay with his friends, since he had friends at all of the aero clubs we visited.   The instructor also had a small emergency flare kit to sell, and the task of demonstrating them was given to me, which in turn gave me some cash as we travelled around the country in comfort and style. I didn't have an instructor's rating and therefore could not let other pilots fly the aircraft, but there was no limit to the number of passengers that I could show off this lovely aircraft to.

     I went to great lengths to become an instructor and prepared some great literature and diagrams to show my students, but when it came to the flight test I froze like a student - so that was that. The nearest I came to sitting in the instructor's seat was when some photographers hired an aircraft from the aero club, with me as their pilot, to photograph farms. We had special permission from the Civil Aviation Authority to fly at low altitude for the filming, and I'm sure the tops of some farmhouse trees must have been very close to brushing our wheels. After several days of filming, the photographers would drive to all the farms and sell the photos to delighted farmers, who now realised the reason for the small aircraft doing 'beat-ups' a few days earlier.

     I had become a close friend of a shy cabinetmaker who had an immaculate Tiger Moth stored in the aero club hanger, while at his home he had another one, plus a complete World War II Mosquito Bomber. Although the Bomber couldn't fly, it was a heart-throbbing sensation when the two Rolls Royce Merlin engines were started. The chickens, whose run was behind the aircraft, were all windblown and pinned against the back fence for the short duration. Although the cabinetmaker had a private pilot's licence, he was not confident of flying on his own, and to my enjoyment I became his personal pilot.

     We went to several great rallies in that Tiger, and at times paid heavily for the privilege. On some flights we were so cold that all we wanted to do was land and get out of that hellhole of a cockpit. This coldness would also bring on the need to go to the toilet, but that was impossible. If the harness was removed to get into the right position to use a container, there was a possibility you could pop right out of the open cockpit! We had fun just experimenting with the Tiger and one day, just for interest, we tried to see how high we could climb before tumbling down. It was 10,000 feet, and the return trip to earth was accomplished in a series of spins and loops that must have made us look like an injured butterfly unable to keep airborne!

     Eventually my welcome at the aero club waned, and I managed to secure a position with a small airline (two planes) that flew a daily service with newspapers each afternoon to several West Coast towns. My friend had now become an air hostess, and a friendly aircraft loader would always tell me when she was arriving in Nelson, enabling me to be at the right place at the right time to show off in my home-made stripes. Well, I was the captain of an aircraft - small as it was.

     The motto of the airline was that they must operate in all weather conditions, and the only way to navigate when flying around the coastline in the rain was to look directly out the side window and keep the breakers at the same distance away. There was virtually no vision out of the front, as these aircraft had no windscreen wipers. The pilot always sat on the left side of the cockpit, and looking for a coming right turn was nerve-racking, since the plane was nearly over the shoreline when the curve in the breakers could be distinguished through the murk.  

     Eventually, after a couple of close shaves due to bad weather, overloading and running out of fuel, I took my leave, and started a small factory making my calculators. Once again, getting the correct raw materials was difficult and, even though I had orders for my navigational computer from Australia, the New Zealand Government would not budge on their import licence quota; however, I still managed to produce several small slide rule type calculators with various uses.

     The most popular was one for calculating ready mixed concrete, and these were sold to ready mix concrete companies who in turn gave them to their customers.  By using the measurements of length, breadth, and the thickness of the slab being poured, the calculator would show the exact amount of concrete required.  I had always wondered in awe at engineers and the like as they were always using slide rules, and I thought there must be some mystery behind them. When designing my surveying calculator and trying to determine how a slide rule worked, I stumbled across the principal of it, and from then on it was no longer a mystery. It is just a matter of marking logarithms around a circle and, by positioning the inner scale against the outer one, the same result is achieved as adding or subtracting two logarithms together to multiply or divide.

     I had applied to Qantas, as well as many other airlines, receiving the standard reply that they required new pilots to have about 2,000 hours on multi-engined aircraft, which was a difficult achievement for a non-Air Force pilot. Trying to bring about an interview with Qantas, I offered to pay for my own airfare to Sydney. They graciously let me purchase a full price airfare and put me through all sorts of hoops and tests, causing my hopes to be very high on my flight back to New Zealand, but shortly afterwards a blunt letter arrived saying that I didn't have enough flying hours. They bloody well knew how many hours I had before I went for the interview, so maybe my invitation was just a ploy to sell another ticket.

     Finding the correct raw materials was difficult at that time in New Zealand, and my slide rule and calculator business didn't completely get off the ground, so it was a great relief to me when a nearby airline, Straits Air Freight Express, fondly called SAFE, was recruiting pilots. The day I was to go for my interview I was asked to fly a service for my previous employer, but 'only if I can use the aircraft to go to the interview', I bargained, and later that day I proudly arrived at the SAFE base in 'my' private twin. I will never know if it had any bearing on my acceptance, but a few months later I found out from my father that the wife of the chief pilot had been married to my uncle. I'm sure that this coincidence must have been discussed in his conversations at home, as I was in some weird way his nephew.

     I was recruited by SAFE to become a first officer flying Bristol Freighters, but my employment would initially be in the operation section until the results of an exam that I had just sat for an instrument rating came through. I duly fronted up at the operations office, expecting to receive my uniform and begin the task of learning the ropes. Oh no!  Sorry, but we don't need you here, so you are to go to the stores and get a set of overalls. Your designation will be aircraft cleaner.

     So cleaner I became, learning that it takes nearly a whole day to sweep a hangar floor, with the occasional break from the monotony being spent removing the grey air force paint from a newly purchased aircraft. Invariably, I would sit on paint remover that I hadn't removed earlier, and the burning sensation for the rest of the day reminded me that I had been slack.

     One afternoon as my broom and I were doing our rounds of the hangar, a suited gentleman approached me and asked, 'Do you know who I am?' After indicating that I didn't, he introduced himself as the general manager and with obvious pleasure told me to put the broom away and report for flying duties. I had passed the exam!

     Before another new recruit and I could fly the Bristol we had to achieve an instrument rating, and for this we went to the local aero club. The flying was to be carried out on a twin-engined aircraft similar to the one I had been flying for the small airline, but I soon found myself in hot water, as I refused to fly it after one brief exercise. The controls are not right, I claimed, and was in fear of losing my job before I had even started.  After a thorough check it was found that, on a recent overhaul of the aircraft, a bolt was put in upside down on the sliding control column, and it was rubbing on the dashboard. Maybe not life threatening, but who knows?

     There were a couple of issues concerning the Bristol Freighter that I wasn't happy about, and often I would be quite scared. The pilot who was going to fly the sector would climb up the ladder into the cockpit and start the checks, while the other pilot would wait for the loading to be finished and then close the two enormous nose doors. To hold them closed there were several catches locking them together but, in some instances when the loading had been completed before the crew arrived, the loaders would do up the bottom catch. Occasionally, both pilots would think that the other had checked them, and the aircraft engines would be started. The Bristol Freighter was too noisy to converse in unless over the intercom system, so instead of reading the check list out loud the items were confirmed from memory, and a finger was pointed at each item in turn as it appeared in the text. The door lock warning system had a very small red light for unlocked, and a green for locked. Sometimes the light in the cockpit would be reflected in such a way that we would misinterpret them, thinking that the green light for 'door locked' was shining.  With a shock on the take off roll, or shortly after getting airborne, the red light would suddenly become noticeably visible, showing 'door unlocked'.  The green light had now absolved itself from any responsibility and was blank.

     In sheer terror the first officer would scramble through the hatch and clamber down the ladder, and the only way to reach up and fasten the catches was to stand on the bottom of the doors. What if the force of the air broke the one lock that was holding them and they opened before your eyes? A bit perhaps like a giant whale opening its mouth to swallow Jonah as he crashed into the sea.

     The other scary situation - well, it was to me - that could bring a Bristol to the ground quickly was due to the metal that connected the wings to the fuselage. As these vital links were built to be rugged, they were initially built to be too strong.  They were too brittle and didn't flex enough, with the fatal result that they could break, and then the wing would fall off and make its own way to the ground. My hostess friend's father had told me about this fault in detail, as the aircraft that suffered this fate in Christchurch was carrying some of his new furniture. I was shown some of the splintered pieces of the cabinet, and whenever I was with a captain who flew a descent at an excessive speed my heart was in my mouth, as in my mind I remembered the wood pieces. I would semi-pray as I frequently looked at the wing root until the aircraft had slowed down to the normal safe operating speed.

     Early mornings were part of the daily routine now, and the atmosphere in the aircraft was so cold in winter that a thick overcoat had to be worn in the cockpit. The ground crew would wait until we were ready to start the engines before removing the frost covers. The main route that we flew was across Cook Strait, which separates the North and South islands. It was only a twenty-minute flight, so I enjoyed lots of take off and landing practice. Another incentive for the early starts was that, if I was lucky, I could have breakfast with my hostess friend in the aircrew cafeteria in Wellington. I thought I was in a better position to claim her attention now, as I was with an airline, even though it was just a freighter.

     I continued making my calculators, and I even designed one that was used when loading Bristol Freighters. To me it was a great achievement when the Civil Aviation Authority approved its use for the main loading calculations. At this particular time New Zealand was changing to decimal currency, and once again a 'Griffin Computer' was at the forefront.

     The type of flying performed in Bristol Freighters was very basic, as were the navigational aids at Wellington airport. No on-board landing systems were available, and in very bad weather we would conduct a P.A.R. approach, which was an abbreviation for precision approach radar. It was quite exciting, as the radar operator would direct us to a position on the extended centre line of the runway and from then on we would follow his instructions, but without any communications with him. We had no idea where we were and had to have complete trust in his transmissions. He would calmly say, 'On glide path, on centre line', and then, after a short pause, 'Turn left five degrees and increase rate of decent to 450 feet per minute'. It was a great feeling when the runway suddenly appeared before us, and we felt appreciative of the operator's skill and calmness.

     On one early morning flight the captain read out a recruiting advertisement for Qantas and suggested I apply.  As our airline wasn't expanding very rapidly, a promotion to captain would be a long way down the track. When I told him that I had already had applied and had an unsuccessful interview, he convinced me I should try again, and within a couple of days I was being interviewed in a hotel in Wellington. After being asked several questions I realised that the interviewer didn't know that I had already been to Sydney for all the aptitude and medical tests a year earlier. I showed him the letter that I had received from Qantas regarding my flying hours and, after a quick phone call to Sydney, he told me that I had been accepted, subject to a new medical. When asked where I wanted to have the medical, without hesitating, I chose Sydney, and waited for the free tickets to arrive.

     At last I was going to be a real airline pilot.

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